Build the Swamp! Drain the Wall!
America worst! Feed the Fall!
Torch the ICE! Prop the Steal!
Eat a Mac at every meal
Build an Arch, spray it gold
Clean the pool, Grow the Mold!
Diss dim Eric, kiss fair Don
Start a crypto, watch it bomb
Cuddle Harp, flee from Mel
(Baron sees but never tells)
Bomb the bunker, claim the Strait
Bibi’s stoned, now’s too late
Send Team A, Kush + Wit
Sow confusion, lose your shit
Time to split…
Donnymandias! Mares await
(Take a pair to bear that weight)
Saddled up he girds his belt
Gosh, it’s hot….then starts to melt
And like a puddle he did sink
Into the sand without a blink